Well, i was out at the lengthy Branch, and also I was talkin’ to this girl. and also every hound dog in the joint was sniffing approximately her. Ns was play it slow and cool, being the gentleman that i am. Well, climate this grease ball with long black slick back hair
Struts ideal up come her choose I wasn’t even standing there. that looks she up and also down and cocks his eyebrow and also he says, "Baby, damn." exactly how do you obtain in those jeans? Mercy girlfriend looking fine. how do you acquire in those jeans baby, and tell me just how do I? She looked in ~ him and also smiled and said I assumed you’d never ask. the looked in ~ me and said that’s exactly how that’s excellent son, as with that. I want to it is in mad in ~ him, yet to tell you the reality I was yes, really kinda impressed.
He claimed you can get slapped 9 times the end of 10, yet there’s constantly one that wants a little B.S. Kinda man. So ns walked up to the following girl i saw that wasn’t attract a dress, and I leaned in and also said. exactly how do you acquire in those jeans? Mercy girlfriend looking fine. how do you obtain in those blue jeans baby, and tell me how do I? (I certain did)
Well, i woke up later on in a hospital bed, through a half-pound of gauze wrapped approximately my sick head. Several of my this were gone, and I to be drinking mashed taters v a straw. girlfriend see, uh, turns out the girl that i propositioned had man, with a chip ~ above his shoulder and also blunt object in his hand, that proceeded come express his disapproval of the currently that ns crossed. Well, the said me I might leave, therefore I put my clothes back on. I stumbled previous the wait room just minding mine own. And then this end nourished night nurse, from the end of nowhere comes approximately me and also she says, "Excuse me sir, however um…" how do you obtain in those jeans? Mercy you looking fine.
how do you gain in those jeans baby, and also tell me just how do I? Uh, fine um i guess ns did need a drive home. i gotta tell myself it to be the ideal thing to do. nothing judge me.

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I simply came native the an initial song I ever before heard the yours, "my kind of music" and was yes, really excited. For this reason sad for this reason sad now.........I was optimistic this would certainly be a an excellent song once I heard exactly how do you get in those jeans (a comment my family often discuss, us say lock melt us down and pour us in it. No tight blue jeans in the house!) and then he had actually to do to the next sentence. Ns was hoping that this guy would be more old fashioned in the nation singing, however nope, quiet dirty country.


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Oh my God this is the finest day ever they do a video for this it"s therefore f****** ridiculous why does the sound favor that it"s the funniest thing I"ve seen


Why to be i simply discovering this an excellent funny country music now? ns glad i uncovered it anyways! He deserve to start through buying her a drink! Lol


I"m gonna love you forever. I"m sitting exterior waiting for ride. I"ve obtained many an ext radiation therapies to go ns sure do love the means you placed on mine face. Thanks. And I appreciated our chat. I think around that together I"m laying there. Friend are good medicine for me. Happy you do it your way. Simply down to planet fun girlfriend are. Have a sweet day.


hahaha.... Love it suits me ns been questioning alot how the hell u get in those blue jeans lol i said to them i melt as soon as i think about you together i gain dress and also poor my self in castle jeans simply for u ...

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Ray, room you a member of young of Confederate Veterans? i heard with the grapevine the you"re a descendant of a Hood"s Texan Brigade soldier. That"s awesome. Good music, keep it up.